Yay for cheap hotel pants!

American society is advancing so wonderfully.

Clothing makers have escaped the proverbial "sinking ship" of old clothing styles, and seen the light. No longer will the flawed concept of clean pants without holes and comfortable crotches plague us. It is a new day. We may walk out into the sunlight, the fresh wind of acuity brushing against our legs through our holes of enlightenment.

But what's that you say? You don't want to look like you just rolled in dirt? You paid 50 dollars for pants with holes in them? Your crotch is uncomfortable? My friend, this is the price of sophistication! Would you prefer to be unrefined--a Neanderthal among Cro-Magnons? I didn't think so. Choose the right thing.

The perfect thing to complement your clothing selection is a wonderful selection of sexy devices. The average passerby may think your all-in-one phone, walkie-talkie, toaster, camera, and text-messaging device is useless; however, you will know otherwise. Look at the quality of this picture:













Amazing isn't it?

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Oh, you think that's a misplaced period? That's my cell phone. It's that small and sexy.

I can only imagine the advances coming in the next couple of years. It is sure to be amazing.