Musical Stalls

I swear to God, girls' bathrooms are crazy. I don't know what boys' bathrooms are like--I've accidentally walked into them at least five times, but holy dang.

At least once a week during art class, this one girl shows up in the bathroom two seconds after I do. We both go in our stalls - an ordinary routine. Except for the fact that she starts SINGING for some unknown reason.

Yes, SINGING.

I am the only other living soul in the bathroom and she up and decides to start singing. Loudly.

Perhaps she wants to showcase her talents to me? She's pretty good. I'll bet she's in some kind of AP Choir class. But for the love of Pete, woman, I'm trying to pee!!

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We also have the "grooming phenomenon". Boys, this is the reason you see girls with no makeup during one class, and then two pounds of foundation (plus mascara) the next. You see, the bathroom is not just a place to relieve yourself when it comes to girls. It is a time to brush your teeth, do your hair, and all the stuff you probably should have done at home.

It's ridiculous when the bathrooms get busy. There's four or six sinks in a bathroom, and more often than not, all but one of them are taken up by girls using the mirror to apply mascara or blush or something. I admit, I'll brush my hair, maybe put on some deodorant, or execute a routine Booger Check, but when there is a LINE of girls who need to wash their potty-hands in the sink, y'all need to make room.